WARNING: This is not a 2-3 minute pop song. This is a full 5-½ minute monumental (mostly mental) production. Enjoy!
Electric Tan has been featured on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon and The Dr. Demento radio show. It’s Pitz’s skin cancer prevention number; doesn’t every didgeridoo player have one?
Lyrics
CHORUS:
EVERYBODY GET YOUR CANCER
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
EVERYBODY GET YOUR CANCER
WITH YOUR NEW, ELECTRIC TAN!!!
VERSE 1:
THINKIN’ I’M PALE, NOT LOOKIN’ GOOD
NEED A CHANGE, NEW LOOK, NEW HOOD!
CHANGIN’ MYSELF, I’M FEELIN BAD
TO THE TANNING BOOTH, IT’S NOT A FAD!
VERSE 2:
TO THE SALON ON A CLOUDY DAY
AN ORANGE PERSON SHOWED ME THE WAY!
RACKS OF LIGHT, THE SUN IT FAKES
10 BUCKS A SESSION IS ALL IT TAKES!
CHORUS
VERSE 3:
NEED A PLACE TO REST MY HEAD
GONNA RENT THE ELECTRIC BED
WHAT YOU’LL BE DOIN’ IS NOT A SIN
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED A REAL THICK SKIN!
CHORUS
WACKY VOICES:
BE THE 1ST ONE TO GLOW HOME ON YOUR BLOCK
SEE THE LIGHTS BROILING MY SKIN
I’M JUST DYING TO LOOK GOOD
CHORUS
VERSE 2
CHORUS x 2